Well, It’s all quite interesting.

Hello Mark, Charlie, and others.

I am very excited to be speaking with you as I really need some answers.

It started 3 years ago, I had received a letter from “Skywalker” and he told me of all the great things that were about to happen to me. That I had euphoric gifts and amazing abilities that only a secret society of geniuses knew about. IMMEDIATELY I WAS EXCITED AND IN INTENSE EUPHORIA. So, I sent in my return slip, and awaited the arrival of 56 page booklet.

The booklet arrived. MORE EUPHORIA! I had never felt anything like it, and I began to do weird things. “Exactly who are these geniuses?” I asked. And I began looking everywhere for clues. To my parents in what is called “the anticivilization” I began acting very very strange. And I suppose I was. I had never felt like this. Well apparently I was acting strange enough to be sent to a mental hospital and diagnosed and medicated for bipolar disorder because I was going through an “intense euphoric mania” (As a college student with desires to be a rock and roll artist, the drug and alcohol usage did not help my case.) I can still recall the feelings.
The following year resulted in deep depression. I had to spend the following year heavily medicated, going to a boring minimum wage job at a retail store, and coming home with no friends in site, losing the physique and health I had trained very hard to attain and I was too depressed and afraid to even want to look at my heirloom package.

Finally in 2009, after permission to re-attend college was granted, I got the time and patience and courage to sit and read my 1700 page heirloom package. (more drugs and alcohol…lots of confusion.) Again I found myself in INTENSE EUPHORIA, arguments with friends who had not read the information I had read, and left school again.

Jumping ahead, past two years have been a series of ups and downs, studying the Law of Attraction, trying multi-level marketing businesses, still longing to be a rock n roll musician, still wondering if I was a “genius” in some “secret society”, failing to be with the woman I wanted to be with (who has now restricted calls from me), oh and I don’t even know where my heirloom package is anymore. Disappeared. I didn’t understand most of what I read, and I would like to read it again, if I still had it.

Now from what I recall, you geniuses have been tracking my profile. You know who I am, and you know my gifts.

My question (or several questions) to you: Have you been stringing me along, leading me up to this point? I am I officially ready to learn these lessons? I would really love to have some order and direction to my life and to live happy and become an immortal and all of that great stuff. Where do I go from here? Is it possible to be sent another heirloom package?

Sincerely,
Ryan Clark